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A middle school teacher shared the phrases he says most in his classroom. The educators revelation is both hilarious and telling, giving a glimpse of what its like to be a teacher today. Watch the short, hilarious clip to hear which phrases this teacher uses most often throughout an average day in his classroom. It's impossible to have too many good teachers. Excellent educators will always be in high demand. Thats simply because those men and women who work in education are literally forming and shaping the next generation. What those teachers say, do and how they act in the classroom will have widespread and far-reaching consequences for years to come. While education is a critically important field and teaching is noble and honorable and a crucial profession, its clear that it is not an easy job. Like every job, it has its ups and downs, its challenges and difficulties. Of course, one of the most demanding tasks for a teacher, especially someone trying to educate children, is getting them to pay attention and stay focused. Even then, its impossible to teach someone who is not willing to listen and learn. In a clip posted on social media, a middle school teacher recorded the top phrases he says during a typical school day. Some of what he says is not shocking, especially if youre a parent of a rambunctious and unruly child. However, other things he mentions will likely shock you and have you burst out laughing. Now, as a middle school teacher, you repeat yourself a lot, a lot, he said. Heres a list of my most often-used phrases in the classroom every day. His commonly used phrases are probably about things youve never even imagined that a dealer would have to deal with or would experience. The phrases include: Where are your shoes? he said. Youre going to be OK, he added. Lots of whining in middle school. Read the board, he added. This one will likely not surprise anyone. Those are just a few of the nine phrases he says the most in his classroom during any given day. Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

A comedian hilariously explained how she is becoming healthier and getting her steps in. The funnywoman Rhonda Corey shared the moves she has taken to improve her physical and mental health. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear what the comedian has done that will keep you laughing long after the video ends. Getting, being and remaining healthy is a significant goal for many people. Our physical and mental health should always be top of mind and something we should all strive to improve. And if were being completely honest with ourselves, we can all likely improve in those departments. Do we really need that second piece of cake? Is it necessary to look at Instagram and Facebook again? Will anything have changed since we last looked five minutes ago? Of course, there are real, practical steps we can take that will improve our health. They might be small moves, but with consistency and a commitment to improving ones health, they will make a difference over time. In a clip posted on YouTube, Rhonda mentioned what she has already done to get healthier, some of which may work, while others may not. She commented on her diet and how she has improved it, or at least thought about doing that anyway. Im trying to get healthy, she said. Like, I cut back on my sweets yesterday, this morning. I only had half of a Twinkie. Twice. I started drinking protein shakes. I found out I dont like kale, so I just substitute it with Reeses Cups. Now, exercise is always a big part of getting healthier. Getting active regularly will do wonders for your physical and mental health. Rhonda has also shared her hysterical plan for getting her daily steps in. So, my son said, Mom, Im going for a walk, she recalled. I said, Oh, honey, would you mind if I gave you my Fitbit to wear? 1 Timothy 4:8 For the training of the body is of profit for a little, but religion is of profit in every way, giving hope for the life which now is, and for that which is to come.

Can you go into Buc-ees and not buy anything? This mother and her family just tried this challenging and daunting task. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see if this mother and her family were able to resist purchasing anything at the popular gas stations, or if they folded under the intense pressure. Everyone loves road trips, to a certain degree. Who doesnt love just getting out on the open road and seeing where it takes you? We all love going places and experiencing new and exciting things. But, as its been said many times before, its not so much the destination thats important, but its actually the journey and what happens along the way that counts. As much as people love road trips, hitting the road and experiencing some adventure, they can be a bit tiring. That goes for the vehicle, the driver and any and all passengers. Thankfully, there are gas stations and convenience stores located just off the interstate, places where everyone, including the vehicles, can fuel up and recharge. Typically, this is a quick five to 10-minute pit stop, with the trip continuing moments later. But that is not the case if youve ever stopped at Buc-ees gas station. They are so much more than a gas station; they are a whole new experience. In a clip posted on social media, a mother wonders if its possible to go to a Buc-ees and exit without buying any of the stations unique and beloved, iconic items. She knew her mission, and it was simple and straightforward: go to the restrooms and then leave. But things quickly got off track when her children took a detour to the massive candy wall. You knew it was all but over when that happened. They werent leaving that gas station without making at least one purchase. So, it does appear, at least from this short clip, that it is impossible to go into a Buc-ees without buying something. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

A guidance counselor gave this student a reality check that was at once hysterical and humbling. The student likely did not see this response coming from his guidance counselor. Watch the short, laugh-out-loud funny clip to see what the student said that had the school official react in a very unexpected manner. Graduating from high school is a significant accomplishment. However, for most people, that is not the end of their educational journey. Bettering themselves through some form of continued learning is usually the course of action most students choose after earning their high school diploma. Typically, that means going to college or a trade school. However, being 17 or 18 and trying to make such a big decision can be overwhelming. That is why high schools employ guidance counselors who help students figure out what to do after graduation. This can and does make that task a little less daunting and overwhelming. Guidance counselors offer support and assistance throughout the process. In a comedy skit posted on YouTube, a guidance counselor was anything but helpful. Instead, she had a most unusual reaction when the student mentioned his plan of action after leaving high school. Even if guidance counselors dont think they have the ability to achieve what they say, they have to hide their disbelief a little bit better than this particular guidance counselor did. After the student sits down, he states that he hopes to attend a very prestigious university - Brown or Johns Hopkins. Almost immediately, the guidance counselor tries to steer him away from that course of action. Instead, she comes up with other ideas. How about, maybe something different for you, the guidance counselor says to the young man. She then suggests a six-week screenwriting program or even subscribing to the Masterclass online classes. The student is not on board with her ideas, and is obviously taken aback by her humbling suggestions, and her saying that she doesnt see college as being for him. Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the Lord is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

This hysterical skit has perfectly captured the pop vs. soda debate. This is one that has been going on for years, seemingly with neither side willing to give an inch. Watch the short but hilarious clip to see how this hotly debated topic looks to continue well into the future. Many people say they are open-minded and willing to hear any and all views and opinions, even when they may contrast with what they think and believe. Of course, you and I both know this is rarely, if ever, true. Its much easier to claim to be someone who can and will adopt and listen to other peoples points of view than to actually do it. Social media and 24-hour news channels prove this time and again. Typically, debates on social media and 24-hour news channels quickly descend into screaming and shouting matches. Harsh words are exchanged, and peoples character gets attacked all in the name of debate. What usually happens is that people become more entrenched in and committed to the views they already have and retreat to their preferred cable news source, where information is presented in a way that confirms their preconceived ideas and opinions. Hilariously, that is precisely what happened in a clip posted on YouTube. However, instead of a political topic, its something much more controversial: the pop vs. soda issue, and which one is the proper name for soft drinks. Usually, what you call them will have a lot to do with what region of the country youre from, and that is what we learn in the skit. Also, we learn that neither side is willing to give an inch. Like most debates today, there will be no compromise reached here. Both are willing to defend their positions to the death. Funny enough, a third person appears near the end of the skit. Its the individual that we can all agree is 100 percent wrong. Its the person who calls every soft drink a Coke. That kind of person should be shunned from polite society. How are you going to refer to a Pepsi as a Coke? Thats madness. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This short skit perfectly captured the hilarious reality of parents getting sidetracked. Likely, this video is very relatable and hits very close to home for many mothers and fathers. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what can happen when parents are unable to focus and struggle to remain on task. Being a parent is a tremendous responsibility. There are many requirements and obligations that come with raising little ones. Of course, most parents do them gladly, simply because they love being parents so much. Is there anyone who could honestly say they do not love being a parent and caring for their children? However, in addition to being a parent, most have other obligations, requirements, and tasks they must complete for work, for church or for various groups of which they are members. Things can quickly become overwhelming when so much is running through their brain at once. While they are doing one thing, they are likely imagining what they must do next and by when. Understandably, this can make staying in the moment, focused and on task extremely challenging. A clip posted on YouTube shows the hilarious outcomes that can occur when a parent struggles to stay focused. Their mind wanders, and this can have hysterical impacts on their conversations, making them take strange and confusing detours that no one, not even they, saw coming. The video begins with a father folding laundry as he completes the household task, and he is having a conversation with his son. Its one of those corrective, admonishing talks where dad is attempting to set the youngster straight. I dont care what he said to you, the father said. Thats not the point. The point is that theres two types of people in this world, and the worlds made up of 70 percent water. So, and its a circle, which makes me wonder how is it maintaining all that water and not falling out the bottom. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

Jonnie W. wrote a love song for his wife, and its hysterical. The talented funnyman will have you cracking up with the love song he wrote specifically for his wife. Watch the short but hilarious clip to listen to and watch the comedian perform his laugh-out-loud love song. Love seems to be a very fertile topic for the creative types writers, filmmakers, artists and musicians. Most of their work is about or motivated by love. For instance, love is a subject that has kept singers and songwriters busy for hundreds of years. And given the number of songs released that still have to do with love in one way or another, it seems like that wont be changing any time soon. Turn on the radio, switch on Apple Music or Spotify, and the odds are good that whatever song comes on is a love song. It may not be the typical love song, the kind we are all familiar with - a man or a woman belting out lyrics about how much they miss, long for or are infatuated with someone. But love songs can take all different forms, including the comedic variety. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jonnie sings a love song that he wrote for his wife, whom he has been married to for 27 years. The song came about because his wife was a tad upset with him. Throughout his career, Jonnie has written several very funny, laugh-out-loud parody songs. His wife wanted to know where one was for her. Was he ever going to write her one, she wondered, and complained to him. His tune, while technically still a love song, is not one like When a Man Loves a Woman or Cant Help Falling in Love. No, its pretty different from those, but it is in the same vein as his other parody songs. He is a stand-up comedian after all. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

Anjelah Johnson-Reyes turned an audience interruption into comedy gold. The comedian did not get flustered or thrown off; instead, she incorporated the unexpected outburst into her show. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what caused several in the audience to yell out loud and how Anjelah swiftly and hilariously responded. It's often said that breaking into the entertainment business is difficult. Why? Everyone wants to be an actor or actress, and, as evidenced by shows like American Idol and Americas Got Talent, they also want to be singers. There is so much competition, and those professions are incredibly cutthroat, with everyone vying for a limited number of spots. However, in the entertainment business, stand-up comedy has to be one of, if not the most, challenging to gain traction in or get attention. Think of all the comedians that you know, and then imagine that thousands of others did not make it. In addition to the competition, stand-up comics also have to deal with hecklers and unexpected outbursts from their audience. These can be difficult to handle for novice or less experienced comics. In a clip posted on YouTube, Anjelah encountered outbursts from her audience during her set, but instead of letting it throw her off, she went with it and responded in the most hilarious way. She came back in a fashion that had the entire audience cracking up. She was performing in Chicago and mentioned that she had recently googled the Windy City. She then read from her phone that Chicago has the third-largest building in the country, and she happened to say the official name for the structure. She was then loudly informed that that is not what people in Chicago call it. Leave it to Chicago, Youre not doing your joke right! Uh uh, thats not how you say it! she said. It says it right here, Nobody calls it that, not even Willis. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Tim Hawkins mentioned how marriage is very similar to the stock market. The popular funnyman shared his hilarious yet insightful perspective on how marriage works. Watch the short but hysterical clip to hear Tim compare a marriage to the stock market. As anyone who is or has ever been married will say, a marriage is not always easy or something to be entered into lightly. A marriage is a relationship between flawed people with different thoughts and opinions on various topics. This will lead to friction and even heated disagreements and arguments. It's for that reason that hard work, persistence and perseverance must be present from both individuals. If any of those are lacking from either party, that marriage is likely doomed to fail. A marriage also requires constant attention and care. Its not something that gets a little bit of love and care this week, none the next week, and some the week after. Thats a recipe for disaster. In a clip posted on social media, Tim, in a hilarious bit about marriage, notes that there are noticeable similarities between marriage and the stock market in New York City. While this at first might sound odd, he explains what he means in such an intelligent and funny way that youll find yourself nodding along as you're also laughing deliriously. See, marriage is not like, you know, you can give your wife flowers, and shes good for three months, Tim said. It doesnt work that way. Marriage is like the stock market, man. Youre checking it every day. Oh, that dipped. What happened there? Must have been when I left the sock in the fridge. Thats probably what happened there. Thats probably the reason that happened. Later in the clip, Tim recalls taking his wife out to dinner one evening. Instead of a fun time spent reconnecting, there was obvious tension in the air, which Tim admits was his fault. He caused it, saying that he must do better next time. It began, he says on their way to dinner, with him asking his wife what she wanted to eat. As any married person will tell you, this is a conversation that will always end in an argument. She will say she doesnt care and wants him to decide. He does, as she commanded, and she will then shoot every one of his suggestions down. Genesis 2:24 For this cause will a man go away from his father and his mother and be joined to his wife; and they will be one flesh.

The hilarious and brutal reality of searching for a snack at your parents house is perfectly captured. The situation is unfortunately all too real and relatable for far too many. Watch the short but hysterical clip to see what happens when hunger strikes this young woman who is visiting her parents. Snacking between meals is something we all do or have done at some point. Sure, it shouldnt be regular practice, but who hasnt snuck a Snickers, a 3 Musketeers or a Milky Way (the far superior candy bar) before dinner? Some may do it more frequently than others, but Im guessing most people do it here and there. Now, those with a considerable sweet tooth or who are big snackers are well aware that one of the worst feelings in the world is when hunger pangs or cravings hit. We simply need something to tide us over until lunch or dinner, and that is all there is to it. But it gets much worse when nothing to satisfy those desires is readily available. What have all, unfortunately, been there, too. In a clip posted on YouTube, a young woman, who plays both roles in the short skit, is at her parents house for a visit. Seconds into the clip, she announces that she is kind of hungry and is going to have a snack. The mother responds that she is not hungry and informs her daughter that shes unsure what kinds of snacks are in the house. She advises the young that shell have to investigate the pantry to see what is available. Sadly, it becomes evident that the selection will be less than stellar. But no one had any idea it was going to be this bad! She opens the pantry to reveal it is sparse, to say the least. Given the horrible options, she lands on a box of Rice Krispies, but the horror show is not over yet, not even close. For her next visit, she will surely remember to pack some actual snack food or at least a product with a best-by date in this century. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This mom went into a hysterical panic, readying the house before guests were scheduled to arrive. She barked out some truly hilarious orders as she quickly moved about the house. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to hear this mothers commands that will have you rolling with laughter. No one wants to live in a messy, filthy house. As such, most people would rather not have others think that they live in a pigsty. That would be completely and utterly embarrassing. That less-than-perfect housekeeping style doesnt show much respect for either the people living there or those visiting. Nevertheless, life, as everyone is well aware, tends to get in the way at times. This can lead to household chores like mopping the floors, vacuuming and taking out the trash being pushed to the back burner. That is totally understandable, and it happens to all of us at some point. There are undoubtedly many more important things than making sure the trash can is empty and ready for use. However, people lose this perspective whenever company is expected. Typically, people go on a cleaning sprint, quickly doing this and that. In a clip posted on YouTube, a mother is expecting company at any moment, but there is still so much cleaning yet to do. As she moves around the house, checking on the status of everything, she barks out orders, telling immediate family members to do this and that in the most hilarious way possible. Somebody light a candle, we got to make it smell like we got money, she says. Hide all the mail that says, Urgent or Final notice, she added. Hey, turn it on the Food Network so it looks like we cook, she says. Help me wipe down the baseboards so people think we care about the baseboards, the woman commands. These are just a few of the hysterical things she instructs as she hopes to make a good impression on her visitors. Isaiah 32:18 And my people will be living in peace, in houses where there is no fear, and in quiet resting places.

This video was made to show that Brazilians are following the Milano Cortina Winter Olympics with a good sense of humor, focusing on the curling competition. We made it at home using string, a pressure cooker, and a scrub brush to represent the sport.

This video was made to show that Brazilians are following the Milano Cortina Winter Olympics with a good sense of humor, focusing on the curling competition. We made it at home using string, a pressure cooker, and a scrub brush to represent the sport.

This is what happens when you don't pay attention to road signs.

Jeff Allen responded hysterically to his homeowners associations strict rules. The popular comedian admitted he had several run-ins with his HOA, and he finally found the perfect way to get back at the meddling, intrusive organization. Watch the short but hilarious clip to hear what Jeff was cited for, and also how he found a way to respond to all their constant and excessive complaints. Even though housing prices continue to skyrocket across the country, most people still dream of buying a house of their own someday. Home ownership is, or at least it used to be, part of the American dream. Sadly, given the ever-increasing prices of even a modest house, it will likely remain a dream for far too many people and never become a reality. For those who are able to afford a house, potential home buyers are likely to notice one major thing about the homes they are eyeing. Its that those homes are in neighborhoods that are part of HOAs. Now, HOAs govern and control what can and cannot go on in any particular neighborhood. They also control what can and cannot be changed about houses in those neighborhoods. Now, some HOAs are stricter than others, issuing fines and citations for just about anything, while others are much more lenient. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff mentioned living in a neighborhood with an active HOA, one that freely issued fines for minor offenses. He wasnt a fan of his HOA and found the perfect way to get back at them before leaving the neighborhood for good. They were always writing me up, Jeff said. Garbage can lids were off. Garage door was open. My rocks, I didnt have a lawn. It was Arizona, so I had rocks, and they were messy because my kids would run through them. Your rocks are a little messy. Later in the clip, Jeff was finally moving, leaving that annoying and overbearing HOA behind for good, but he had one more thing he had to do. He went through the rocks, scattering them about, making a total and complete mess. I said, Im just setting up a meeting between Gladys and the new owners, Jeff said. Isaiah 32:18 And my people will be living in peace, in houses where there is no fear, and in quiet resting places.

This comedians people-pleaser skit is hilarious. The funnymans take on people who go out of their way to make and keep those around them happy will have you laughing out loud. Watch the short, but hysterical clip to see and hear how constant and excessive people-pleasing can cost you big in the long run. Living in harmony and peace with one another should always be a goal, something to strive toward. Who in their right mind would want this? Of course, constant peace and tranquility are not always possible, especially given that we live in a fallen and lost world, where sins presence is felt and seen everywhere we look and go. We should all do what we can to achieve peace among ourselves. Compromise, put others' needs ahead of our own, and think about how we can better their lives. After all, Christ did teach us to think of others as higher than ourselves. However, some individuals will and do go way overboard when trying to make everyone happy. They will do what they can, even if it means their well-intentioned actions negatively impact their own lives. In a clip posted on YouTube, a comedian shows that people-pleasing isn't always the way to go, especially when its excessive. It can quickly get to the point where people-pleasing is nothing more than letting others walk over and take advantage of you. The video chronicles the day in the life of a people-pleaser. The more he goes out of his way to help others, the more he negatively impacts himself. The day begins with the young man sleeping on his bedroom floor after letting his second cousins best friend sleep in his bed, saying that his floor is super comfortable. Things only get worse from that point. His people-pleasing ways cause him to get stuck in traffic, lose his job and become engaged to a woman he had been meaning to break up with for quite some time. While peace is what everyone wants, sometimes its not always possible, especially when doing so means letting others take advantage of you. 1 John 4:18 There is no fear in love: true love has no room for fear, because where fear is, there is pain; and he who is not free from fear is not complete in love.