Mark Poolos

Comedian Mark Poolos takes the stage with wild, unpredictable stories from real life. He breaks down the two distinct personalities found at every backyard bonfire—the guy who wants to burn the porch furniture and the guy trying to jump the flames—and details a high-speed snack exchange between moving cars that went completely sideways.

Comedian Mark Poolos recalls rushing to help a stranded driver after a car crash on Halloween night—only to realize he was dressed head-to-toe as the Grim Reaper. From bus station encounters to chaotic bonfire party personalities, Mark keeps the crowd laughing with his absurd real-life stories.

A stand-up set built around family life as it actually happens. The comedian talks about marriage, raising two daughters, navigating autism at home, kids asking impossible questions about life and death, and the strange logic children bring to everyday moments. Along the way, he covers aging parents, career shifts, pets that refuse to cooperate, hosting foreign exchange students, and the gap between how adults and kids see the world. The humor comes from honesty, self-deprecation, and recognizing the chaos most families live in.

A stand-up set built around family life as it actually happens. The comedian talks about marriage, raising two daughters, navigating autism at home, kids asking impossible questions about life and death, and the strange logic children bring to everyday moments. Along the way, he covers aging parents, career shifts, pets that refuse to cooperate, hosting foreign exchange students, and the gap between how adults and kids see the world. The humor comes from honesty, self-deprecation, and recognizing the chaos most families live in.