Fan-favorite clean comedian Tim Hawkins takes the stage to share a wild tale about going lake tubing in Minnesota. He describes how "creepy nice" locals turn into ruthless boat drivers the moment they hit the water, leading to a near-death, high-speed ride that had him singing hymns mid-air.

Comedian Marty Simpson shares an insane story about checking into a hotel that turned into a sudden DEA drug dog raid. He hilariously details the panic of hiding prescription meds under coffee grounds, making terrible jokes to officers in bulletproof vests, and ending up in the back of a squad car.

Stand-up comedy icon Rob Schneider takes the stage to offer a hilarious and relatable breakdown of the unique quirks of married life and modern relationships. From middle-of-the-night spider hunts and checking locked doors to thermostat debates and taking out the trash, Rob explores what really defines a woman in marriage.

Southern comedy legend Jeff Foxworthy tells the wild story of getting bitten on the foot by a copperhead snake at 3:30 in the morning while checking on his generator. From his wife negotiating ambulance rides to discovering the staggering $100,000 cost of anti-venom, Jeff turns a painful ordeal into an unforgettable tale.

Stand-up comedian Marty Simpson hits the stage to tackle the realities of going bald at age 24. From being mistaken for his younger wife's father in grocery stores to consultations with high-priced hair replacement clinics, Marty turns his balding journey into pure comedy gold.

Clean comedy favorite Henry Cho shares the funny differences between simply talking and actually communicating after 25 years of marriage. From changing his wife's name in his contacts to "Potential Spam" to wrapping a wedding present in completely clear cellophane, Henry offers a masterclass in marital humor.

Comedian Ron Pearson delivers an insightful and funny breakdown of the delicate balance of gift-giving and romance in a long-term marriage. Using hilarious visual charts and relatable anecdotes, Ron illustrates the natural ups and downs couples experience over decades together.

In this hilarious full-length stand-up set, John Crist trades fast-paced banter with the front row over Bible names and Mormon culture. He shares funny anecdotes about paying for people in drive-thrus, family group texts, and navigating recovery, showcasing his quick wit and sharp audience interaction.

Comedian John Branyan hits the Dry Bar Comedy stage to break down the unintentional hilarity of Flippin, Arkansas. After exploring what it would be like to call the "Flippin Police" or attend the local church, he shares a personal story about chasing a mysterious middle-of-the-night whistling sound through his dark house.

Comedian Carlos Oscar delivers a fast-paced, highly expressive stand-up routine about the sheer terror of flying on a tiny commuter airplane. From listening to the pilot announce engine trouble over the PA to realizing the plane is flying low enough to get passed by cars on the freeway, Carlos brings every hilarious detail to life.

Clean comedy master Henry Cho shares a hilarious story about how a friend who knows nothing about sports manages to blend in at any game or Super Bowl party. He also riffs on movie theater pranks, the absurdity of youth sports participation trophies, and the madness of parent-organized snack lists.

Nate Bargatze delivers a brilliantly deadpan set on the hilarious dynamics of marriage, parenthood, and home defense. He breaks down the awkward experience of spotting his wife's ex on a lake, the bizarre delivery room protocol of cutting umbilical cords, and getting into a petty argument over a toy with his own toddler.

Fan-favorite musical comedian Tim Hawkins releases a high-energy, country-rock tribute to America's favorite giant gas station chain. Celebrating everything from pristine restrooms and Beaver Nuggets to pulled pork sandwiches and Buc-ee's apparel, Tim delivers a hilarious ode to the ultimate road trip stop.

Fan-favorite musical comedian Tim Hawkins releases a high-energy, country-rock tribute to America's favorite giant gas station chain. Celebrating everything from pristine restrooms and Beaver Nuggets to pulled pork sandwiches and Buc-ee's apparel, Tim delivers a hilarious ode to the ultimate road trip stop.

Comedian Ron Pearson takes a hysterical look at the real-life news story of two astronauts stranded in space for eight months on what was supposed to be an eight-day mission. Ron imagines the absolute nightmare of being stuck in a tiny 15x15 space with a single coworker, running out of toilet paper, and explaining it all to their spouses when they return home.

Clean comedy favorite Henry Cho interacts with a fellow scuba diver in the audience before sharing his own hilarious underwater shark encounter. From panicking and trying to disguise himself as coral to attempting silent underwater charades to warn his laughing buddies, Henry delivers an absolute masterclass in relatable storytelling.

High school teacher and comedian Andrea Caspari shares a laugh-out-loud routine about balancing classroom dynamics with stand-up comedy. She riffs on students who refuse to read classic books, kids who try to act like rap stars, and the humorous realities of shopping at plus-sized clothing stores.

Kellen Erskine hits the stage at Dry Bar Comedy to deliver a brilliant, deadpan commentary on modern social loopholes. From people faking service animals on airplanes and absurd textbook pricing to the pure evil of faking a disability at theme parks and why the board game Risk is the ultimate test of friendship, Kellen keeps the audience in stitches.